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An excerpt from: Alone In The Light

Twas The Night Before Christmas - 2016

'Twas the night before Christmas 2016

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the pad
The Glump was awake
Cock-blocking his dad

I'm not too upset
He's an adorable little guy
And we're now watching Ralphie
Who's about to shoot out his eye

I'm drinking Glinfiddich
Which was third on my list
The first 2 were both guns...
So I can't be too pissed.

Korra is sleeping
Which makes us all smile
She didn't nap today
And was acting quite vile

She kicked and she screamed
She fussed and she shouted
When I told her "no gifts..."
She got quiet and pouted

But who am I kidding
She'll always get toys
She's just so damn cute
And one of our great joys

Today I went hunting
And didn't shoot shit
The deer were all hiding
So I'll just drink and get lit

I'll end this short poem
Before I'm too drunk to type
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a... what? Rex is asleep and you want to have sex?!?!? I have to go now....

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